pepto-bismol is my hero

Well sorry about the delay in posting, have no good excuse. These past couple have weekes have been a complete shit show. Yes thats right shit show. Besides the flooding everything has been great. Our house didn't flood but my neighbors were knee deep in shit! I guess the house across from mine, the shit shot up out of the toilette. Haha. This week has been the "rip rock retarded" week. A couple days ago I tried mushrooms...the "magic" ones of course. My god....everything was so fucking funny. I would just look at Holli and we would burst out lauging for ne reason. The rest of the week has been filled with drinking. My body is starting to break down. I woke up this morning, nausea and headache were my symtoms. I am so weak and shakey...I can barely play my guitar. Even looking at the fucking screen right now is a challenge. I'm just hopeing my sickness phase will go over soon. My rents are leaving for the weekend....it's going to be a clutch weekend. That's my new word. Clutch. Anywho...here are some poos to tie you over for another week before I post again. Bad blogger Meranda.

Hmmmm, can't think of anything to post today. Actually there is something pretty exciting. I always wear jeans...they're my life. Therefore, I rarely shave my legs. Kinda gross I know, but if you can't see my legs then why bother shaving them? Anywho, I did shave them today. I shaved them in like strips, so I could feel the difference between stubby and smooth. I have to say I prefer smooth. But, I feel that shaving takes up too much time in the shower, well for me. I have to make sure I get every hair, no leftovers. And in doing so, I tend to peel(slice) my skin of my body because of the manovering to get the diffacult spot. (ie: knee caps, under knees, above the ankle where the skin is tight, etc) Well I have expressed my self deeply today. Does anyone else have any thoughts you would like to share?

Notice: I just got got of the shower in my picture...hence the shaving detailed mumbo jumbo.

wow....

K I know this is so immature, but these two could pass as two really hairy people.

Have a good day!

Cats

Well not much to my pictures....wes is obsessed with my cat. We brought her along for the trip, she meows like she's in heat and crawls around everywhere. It's actually entertaining. Then my good ol' dog sticks his head out when driving fast and his lips get stuck up so when he pops his head back in it looks like he has no lips what so ever. That's about it for today...yes I know my life is boring. Here are the cat pictures.











This is Grizz. He's my Grandma's dog. He is the funniest thing alive!!


Our garden...I know it doesn't look like much now...but just wait.







FIN

contagious..what? not me!

This is another point form post brought to you by Meranda.

Thursday, woke up eyes were itchy.

Friday, eyes were itchy and red.

Friday afternoon, went to doctor to find out I have an eye infection. SICK!

Friday after doctor, got eye drops.

Friday night, put eye drops in my eyes.

Five minutes later, I could feel the eye drop solution go down my nasal passage and into my throat.

I don't think that's supossed to happen. I could actually taste and swallow the shit.

Friday before my eyedrops, Wes and I drove up to my Grandma's house in Sylvan Lake. (soon to me our cabin because she is moving)

Saturday, planted a huge garden and ate Mcdonalds.

Super Sized Fries with two Sweet and Sour sauces. MMMMMM so good.

Too lazy right now to put up pictures. Will do tommorrow.

Until then,

Peace out.

when it rains...it pours

Yup...it's flooding in good ol' Alberta. You would never think that dusty, dry Alberta would get gigantic amounts of rain. Good thing I live on the top of a huge-ass hill. A few, well not few, lots of my buddies live ot in Bragg Creek and I guess some areas of bragg had to be evacuated because the water was coming over the bridge that lead to west bragg. The rain is dying down slowly...at least the grass will be green for a while...until the desert climate returns.

This weekend was a shit show. Friday night my good friend Meaghan had a house party. To cut to chase, I drank too much on an empty stomach. I hadn't eatin anything on friday because I was running around doing shit errands all day. No time for eating. So a couple beers, 3 shots of JD and a cooler did me good. The aftermath= dry heaving until frothy stomach acid emerged from the depthes of my stummy. Yes!

Saturday...meh. Just the usuall hanging out at Caseys. But what is special about this weekend...well not really special. My friend sean is leaving for Paris tommorow. He's going to be a fucking model...I can't beleive it. Lately he's been showing up with brand new prada, DnG, Gucci..Whatever clothing. He's going to be big...and when he does become big. I made a deal with him that I could be his personal assistant. I'll just fuckin follow him everywhere and get what he wants. Meanwhile on my terms...I get to mee all the famous hotties an dhopeflly hook it up for myself.

The sticking out of the tongue picture, thats Holli. I went with her to get my tongue pierced. We had a set a date when to get it pierced and had it all organized. But spontaniously, out of nowhere we decided to screw our plans and just get it down. So we fucking drive around the city too look for this place, evtually we arrived in one piece. Holly goes first...after that I wa sjust scared shitless. I sit on the chair, look around and I have a whole fucking audience. Wes, Holli, Dave and three other girls waiting to get a tattoo just happen to watch what I am doing. He clamps down on my tongue and this is where it starts to get funny. (It wasn't funny at the time but when I look back it was hilarious) I start tembling, and my tongue is having confultions and drool is sliding down my face and on my shirt. Finally the sticks the needle through my god damn tongue and it was a joyful headrushing pain. It was worth it.

Today...I had a dentist appointment to get my cavity filled. I thought I had one...but nope I had two and I chipped a tooth from my tongue ring. So I had the whole shibang done today. They froze the right side of my face. After I was done...the frozen side drooped and it was unable to move. I looked like a female version of Jean Cretien. Have you ever bit the side of your cheek when you mouth was frozen. A couple years ago I did...I was chowing down on a burger no noticing anything until I tasted blood. I looked in the mirrior and I had bit a chunk out of my cheek. It was quite awesome because I didn't feel a thing. Today I had the biggest urge just the repeat that incident once again, but not my accident. Full on, chew the fuck out of my cheek. It wouldn't hurt until the numbing sensation went awa. But it would be RIP ROCK RETARDED FUN until then.

I am not going to edit this for spelling...

P.S the picture with Sean and I is all edited because that was the durnkin night and I look fucked. It's just embaressing.....

New Design

I was getting sick of my old one. It was so depressing with all the black and grey. Meh. Any suggestions let me know!

It rained today. Monsooned. If that is even a word. My basement is a catastrophe..I am living in filth. I have been really stressed out about school lately, I have had no time for anything. Which sucks balls.

How's the towel folding going? Hope your not licking any nuts!
Have a good one.

Hello!

Melodi say hello. It was very hard for me to get this....she's is scared of my camera or something. Everytime she would see it her feahers puffed out like a blow fish. Speaking of blow....I am still sick. My nose needs a blowin' every 5 minutes, it's stupid. Oh yes...SPECIAL thanks to Chad for helping me to get this clip on my blog. Well actually he did about 98% of it. I filmed it...that's about it. No he did not steal her....I only owe him 10000 a year for 10000 years for helping me.

It rained today...really heavy. I left something very close to my heart out in the ambience of rain.....my spongbob slippers. I have had them in the dryer for 2 hours now and they are still damp. (they are pretty thick) Boohoo....

Weekend....two days away.

I stubbed my toe on my vacumm cleaner.

Squished a spider on my ceiling.

I ate a huge tomato today.

I had a weird dream last night....I rolled down a cliff.

Spanglish is a good movie.

So is Erin Brockovich.

My truck needs an oil change.

I have noticed writing this post is much easier if you put it point form.

If it pisses you off.....your can lick nuts.

No, not peanuts.

Nor cashews.

Absolutly no almonds.

Don't even think about the macadamanadudman nuts.

Do I ever suck at spelling.

I can't think of anymore nuts....