Insane Nose and Throat

So I have been sick.....can't breathe outta my nose and I caugh(fuck I forgot how to spell that) yellow flem. I was going to show you a picture...but then I thought to myself, "that's sick". Then again I have shown picture of people barfing.

Melodi is started to take a liking to me, it took a while for her to get used to me. Now when I say, "Hello!" she coos back! When she sees me walk by her cage she jumps around and does this, "che che che che che" noise. I let her out in the guest bedroom once and a while and she flies on the top of my head like it's a nest or something. It's quite special. When I first got her, she was scared shitless of everything.

Miss Canada won Miss Universe. Great!

I gained like 12 pounds from Invermere. I think it's from all the greasy A&W food I ate. I need to lose it...wearing jeans and short shirt and having your rolls hang over your jeans is not nice. Speaking of that, my mom and me went for Dim Sum and then downtown to go shopping. We stopped at a red ligt and this girl walked by with a short ass white skirt...I wish I had my camera because her skirt was so short her ass was hanging out the bottom. She was wearing a thong or none at all, cause I could see everything. How can you not feel the breeze? Downtown was busy too cause it was the Lilac fesival so many other people must have a got a kick out of how stupid she is....k I'm mean. Not stupid....unaware that her ass cheeks are showing.

There's nothing like a sunday after noon and getting a little ass!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

So today I woke up, as usual. Yep. Sludged upstairs, only to see a group of my brothers friends around the table. They were doing some last minute homework or something...who knows? Anywho...they were making fun of my spongebob get up. I think it's totally awesome. To them it was, "little girls wear spongebob, how old are you? Aren't you too old for spongebob?" I replied with, "shut up". Stupid kids, we are only young once, might as well act and look young as long as you can. Before you know it, you'll have grey hairs, balding, and a bunch of kids of your own running around. Duh? I am going to keep my youth as long as I can still pull it off. I can see it now......I am going to be 40, unmarried, bar-hopping everynight dressed like a 20 year old. Oh yeah....that's right, my life goal. To be a cougar....

P.S I just woke up in the picture...you can tell by my friggen hair. It looks like that every morning, your lucky it wasn't a mohawk this morning. I have shorter hair on te top o my head and usually when I wake up...it stands up straight in the air.

Whatever! I do what I want!

Sorry about the delay in posty dingys! I went up to Invermere this weekend! It was frickin awesome! Wes drove Trevor and I up there, and we stayed at Sean's cabin. So the first night we drank around a campfire.....this was okay, only because there were sooo many people I didn't know. Second night, Teagan had a "gathering" at her cabin.....fuckin incredable (I can't spell). It was 5:20 weekend so that means no bras....every chick was bra-less! I was so glad I have small tits cause everyone was else had jiggly hanging baskets! Well not to that extreme! We made a trip to A&W everyday...maybe twice everyday. My liver is not working properly...I really don't feel like typing everything out so I'll just post pictures! Sorry....just a little bit lazy!



Trevor and I being idiots....


This is a way cool shop in Radium. When summer time come they put goats on the roof.

RAINBOW! haha

We finally met up with Sean.

Trevor and Sean being idiots....

This was in the visitor parking way the fck up a huge hill...it was obvious noone wanted any visitors.





Go-karting.....I didn't go. I spent all my money on clothes.

Pretty picture.....

Eyeing up a colt...


So now we are at Teagans. Me and Shae!

BEST PICTURE! haha!

Those are the bras!

Ali blowing chunks after a beer bong....and she cleaning it up too!

Heather passed out on the counter.



ROCK ON!!

We are so serious in this picture....

What was I doing???


Okay so there was this piano ith a vocal setting, so when you played the keys mens voices were going "boooo" or "bop" or "ahhhh". So trippy...

Me and Mason.

Me and Ivan.

Playin quarters...


I am pretending to be absulutly smashed it these pictures...

Blowing chunks in the sink! haha!




Jane and me. We could pass as sisters hey? er chin was swollen from tubing...she smoked Ali's elbow with her face!

Sean wakeboarding. I tried as well. I got up after the few times of plowing my face in the water.



Castle Mountain.



Well that's about it! K maybe there a little bit more to tell...but I am friggin lazy...

Oh Boy!

Okay....

Oh yeah, I did it too. Funny....

role model? what role model?

So I watched the episode of Britney Spears and Kevin (what ever his last name is), Chaotic. So stupid. I mean, yes I know I sound like one of those girls who just base their lives on latest fashion, new tv shows, etc,etc. But I am not. Britney is a role model to thousands, maybe millions of little innocent girls. From the first episode, I can clearly see why young girls should not look up to her. I'm talking little, little girls. 7, 8, 9, 10 , 11, 12, 13, 14 whatever years old. She mentions her and Kevin having tons of sex....so to little girls their minds are beng molded by this, "lots of sex is what Britney does". Or smoking, I can't say anything I smoke occasionaly, but when you 12 and seeing you role model smoke, obviously it's the "cool" thing to do.

If the younger generation continue to watch, read, play, whatever in this sort of manner....10-20 years down the road what will they have become. I'm telling you now, there will be skanky, mini britneys roaming the street. Look what she has started already....the school girl craze. Innocent, but underneath...total whore.

Maybe I am critizing her too much, all I can say when she is done up with make-up and wardroab....she's hot. Otherwise.....

My Fest Briend

Latley I have been playing the guitar alot. I started taking lessons in September, but I felt embarresed cause I couldn't play that well....now everything is coming together. When I play i atcual make music instead of clangy chords and skimmpy string sounds. Anywho, for some odd reason "blogland" has been very quiet, I don't know. Maybe it's just me.

So I look to the west....black clouds. It's going to pour, it's going to rain down on my dirty truck and wash away the filth. Why is it dirty? Well there was a "river party" and it makes senses to me to drive through the field instead of leaving the vehicle at the top and walking. I know I am lazy. So, there is this swampy marshy thingy when you get the the river, I used to drive right through it. But the water is high this year...no luck with that. Mason built a sweet ass bridge, but some tards broke it. So basically to get across you either shimmey across a barb wire fence, or carefully walk on the stupid bridge. I chose the bridge, instead of slicing my arms open. The walk across to get there was fine, but the walk back I fell in. The water was right up to my torso...what's the use of geting back on the bridge? nothing. I kept walking through the stinky water. Yeah...those are always fun. I prefer hanging out in the middle of a forest, with a bunch of chill people...instead of going to the bar and get stabbed. Plus, last time I went to Cowboys, my feet were demolished. I just get stepped on all the time...by friggin women too! They either can't see me (cause i'm short) or they're bitches.

They are bitches...enough with my ramblings