Internet Can Lick My Balls

Sorry for such a long delay, my internet is absolutly fucked up. I'v tried writing a post a few times bu then when I go to publish it or save it it goes to the page....fuck whats the page called?? It's where you have to refresh or check internet options, I donno. Oh yeah, Calypso is my friend mason, he was really interested in blogging so I thought I would add him but now he has his own blog. Click HERE to see Mason's blog!

I'm back at home now and have been for a while. Everything is good with my mommy so hopefully it will hold up.

I started working out mondays, fridays and wednesdays. Yea, I'm off my ass and doing something productive. After the first couple of time I was so sore, I walked around like an old woman with a cane shoved up her ass. Disturbing?

Anywho, I was doing my laundry today. I love folding towels....I don't know why I just do. Folding anything else is just shit balls, but towel are so fun! I must be the "Master Jedi Towel Folder" So I have decided to give you a little lesson on folding towels!


Step 1: take towel out of dryer, examine your speciman.

Step 2: spread and hold out towel length wise.

Step 3: using your chin, locate the center of the towel and press it down against you chest.

Step 4: bring your arms in together, allowing the towel to fold.

Step 5: this is what it should look like.

Step 6: flip the towel so that the folded edge is the closest to your pretty face.

Step 7: this is what it should look like.

Step 8: using your chin, (once again) locate the center again.

Step 9: fold in half.

Step 10: there is no need to flip this time.

Step 11: using your chin, (notice:the chin action is the key part of folding these delicate cloth pieces) smooth out the towel.

Step 12: holding the towel with your chin, put your hands in the middle of your boobs, (or man boobs) and fold over at that point.

Step 13: repeat step 12, DO NOT FOLD OVER YET!

Step 14: NOW fold the rest of the towel over the lump you just folding.

Step 15: Say, "Eureka!, Wala!" or whatever sound you wanna ake that signafies an accomplishment.

Step 16: Hold your towel, and laugh at its face. Make sure you laugh is one of "evil bad person on movie" laughes. Show it who is the boss!


Have a good day! AND happy towel folding! One day you too will be a, "Jedi Master Towel Folder!"