Sunday, March 13, 2005

Sleeping With My Eyes Open

Tonight was rally weird. It was about 5:30, I started watching "Sky Captain and The World Tommorow" and I have to say that was dumbest movie ever. Why? I fell asleep maybe 10 minutes into the movie. It's now 2:00am and I am wide awake. Stupid sky captain...

I have noticed in my recent posts that I cannot spell. CORRECTION: I can spell. The fact of the matter is I just am too clumsy on the key the board. Fingers flying about, not looking at the sceen while typing. I am just a bad "typer". Right now, I am typing so slow to make sure I have vey few or no errors.

Well this entry was pointless, but hey what am I supossed to do with this sleepless night?

Here's something funny:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

I have come to a conclusion that hardwork and knowledge take you almost to the top. While bullshit and and asskissing will take you over the top.Well have a nice morning. This post was just a waste of energy. I'll leave you with this....

"The early bird gets the worms, but the second mouse always gets the cheese."