Hangovers Can Also Suck My (Fake) Balls

Hangovers are the worst. The morning after a big night, it feels like time is going by so slow yet when I move around I feel like I am going so fast. It's weird. My eyes get all shifty and jiggly too, it's really diffacult to write this right now. It also sucks when you get up and you have to barf but your stomach is empty and all that comes up is acid and froth...sick.